Telescopic Extendable Fruit Pickers

Average fruit tree to each council property... 0.0003.

On sale, extendable fruit pickers... for picking fruit from the tree you don't have.

It almost sells itself. Why buy fruit, when you can pick fruit from a wealthy neighbors' orchard, abundant in fresh fruit - out of reach for human hands... but no match for the extendable (telescopic) fruit grabber...?