Lidl Vodka/Anaesthetic/Fuel of Some Sort

The discerning boozer, home surgeon, backstreet surgeon ("Hi Doctor Nick!" ) and under 18 BMX riding squirrel catapulting juvenile will surely be familiar with this range of Vodka drinks, anaesthetics or explosives (pictured).

123% over proof and only 78p per 4 litre bottle... now that is liver rotting car exploding value.

Simply pour onto a car bonnet and "...that will go through the engine block of a Fiat Uno no problem".

After purchasing, do not stand within 3 miles of any naked flame (or person) and make sure you have your doggy life vest close to hand...

The two in-store options are:

• Blue Flavoured


• Red Flavoured