Aw... Lidl Doggy Life Vests

Truly bizarre yes.. and very very Lidl indeed. A life vest for a dog, for sale in an East London store of Lidl. OF COURSE! Doggy life vests, in London... I can't believe I haven't already got one. Do Lidl have visions of a post apocalyptic flood? The humble canine will drag the soggy and waterlogged remaining survivors of humanity to high ground and start the world from afresh... in a much much more pikey environment. However, sadly, as pikey humanity begins, the dogs will be hunted down for food... hunted at night as with their fluorescent orange life vests they will be visible for miles. Speared to the ground by a Lidl frozen baguette and devoured in return for saving the whole of humanity.
Surprisingly, despite the value for money, I don't think a single one of these has sold.
I guess humanity is doomed.