Lidl Chainsaw

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't a chainsaw on a council estate a bad idea? If there were any trees they'd be lopped. And nearby cars would have the petrol syphoned to power the revving monster.

Oh no wait, you can see the lead. It's mains powered. A mains powered chain saw... NOW THAT'S SAFE!!!!

Perhaps they should start selling hockey masks in the December Bloodfest... although the screaming victims would have the chance to run away when you reach the end of the power lead...